I have spent the last two weeks growing a mustache. I've never grown one before. Here's my normal face:

My beard grows in pretty nicely. I've never given my mustache region the chance to shine, so I decided to take advantage of a recent bout of influenza to try it out. Thirteen days later, here's the progress:

This part on the side is pretty sparse. I am calling it the Dead Zone:

This side is a bit better. I am calling it the Grotto:

My plan is to give it a full month before determining if I was meant to rock a 'stache. Please make fun of me in the comments.